On Easter Saturday I was dragged to this boring chu-, chu-, church. I can’t even say it.

For some reason I saw lots of people bringing baskets full of food.

Maybe, I thought greedily, we are going to have a feast because in the Bible Jesus had his last dinner.

The priest came round with holy water with a magic wand like a fairy and sprinkled the water on all of us.

It has gone on my arm, so I licked it. It tasted plain, I’d rather a fizzy orange juice. So it turned out it wasn’t that boring after all as I sneakily stole a creamy egg and replaced it with a fake egg.

That will be a good April’s Fools Day prank for next week.

More adventures coming soon!

by Young Reporter, Nadia, aged 8